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Zubtsov is a town and the administrative center of Zubtsovsky District in Tver Oblast, Russia, located at the confluence of the Volga and Vazuza Rivers, 153 kilometers (95 mi) south of Tver, the administrative center of the oblast. Population: 6,927 (2010 Census); 7,430 (2002 Census); 7,630 (1989 Soviet census); 8,100.
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