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The People's Police of State Security Organs, informally known as the State Security Police (SSP) is the secret police component of China's Ministry of State Security (MSS). Though branded with the People's Police name, the State Security Police are operated entirely separately by intelligence officers of the MSS. The organization is concerned with internal security matters related to the hidden front, particularly counterterrorism, counterintelligence, and counter-sabotage efforts.
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The Dowelmax is a loose tenon dowelling jig manufactured by the O.M.S. Tool company in Canada. The manufacturer claims that the small manufacturing tolerances of 0.026 millimetres (0.0010 in) for the aluminium, brass and steel components of the jig ensure accuracy and repeatability. The precision manufacturing adds to the unit's cost, which is higher than other dowelling jigs.
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