{"fact":"According to Hebrew legend, Noah prayed to God for help protecting all the food he stored on the ark from being eaten by rats. In reply, God made the lion sneeze, and out popped a cat.","length":184}
{"fact":"The first cat in space was a French cat named Felicette (a.k.a. \u201cAstrocat\u201d) In 1963, France blasted the cat into outer space. Electrodes implanted in her brains sent neurological signals back to Earth. She survived the trip.","length":224}
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{"fact":"In ancient Egypt, when a family cat died, all family members would shave their eyebrows as a sign of mourning.","length":110}
{"type":"general","setup":"Where do rabbits go after they get married?","punchline":"On a bunny-moon.","id":286}
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