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Ode to Billy Joe is a 1976 American drama film, directed and produced by Max Baer Jr., with a screenplay by Herman Raucher, and starring Robby Benson and Glynnis O'Connor. It is inspired by the 1967 hit song by Bobbie Gentry, titled \"Ode to Billie Joe.\"
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Harimayabashi Station is a tram station in Kōchi, Kōchi Prefecture, Japan. It is operated by Tosaden Kōtsū and serves as a junction station to all three tram lines operated by the company.
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