Lola Montes (1918–2008) was the stage name used by Chita Equizabal, a Spanish dancer who performed throughout the United States for nearly 70 years.
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Grace Denio Litchfield was an American poet and novelist. Her first pieces were three poems, which she sent out to three of the leading magazines. They all came back. They were sent out again and to the same set of magazines, but changed about. Again they were returned. The third trial was more successful and two of the poems were accepted. With what they brought the young writer started a little fund to place a memorial window to her mother in Grace Church, Brooklyn, the daughter feeling that the gift had a deeper meaning because \"Only what one has earned is one's very own.\"
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