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Edson Décimo Alves Araújo, known as Piauí, was a Brazilian footballer, who played as left back. He played for Atlético-PR, Porto-PE, Santa Cruz FC, Náutico, Salgueiro, ABC Futebol Clube, Mogi-Mirim, Oeste-SP and Boa Esporte Clube.
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